How long until I get my items?
It depends where you are but making the items is usually 3 business days. Shipping usually takes another 5-10 business days depending on which shipping option you chose. So be patient you little shit.
Where do you ship to?
Anywhere on planet earth & some addresses in hell. Heaven rejects all our packages ever since the incident.
What if there’s a problem with my order?
Get in touch with us. After we’ve banished those responsible we’ll get things fixed for you.
What country do your products ship from?
Mostly from America, occasionally from Europe (yeah we know that’s more of a continent than a country).
Why don’t you ship from Australia where your company is?
Shits complicated, alright! We’re working on it…
Can I get a discount?
Maybe if you bribe us. Your discount will be the exact amount of your bribe.
Who makes your products?
We use fallen angels as slave labor. Unfortunately keeping those assholes fed is pretty expensive so we’re currently looking at switching over to child fallen angels but they have a really good union.
How long is a piece of string?
For fuck sake, I don’t know.
